Forgetfull am I

I thought that today deserved at least one joke! Today is going to be an interesting day to say the least. It would seem that if my head was not attached I might very well leave it at home as well. I don't know how I manage it, but at least once a week I leave the house with out my wallet. The funny thing is that I went back in the house a couple times this morning because I forgot other things that were sitting right next to where my wallet is. < shakes head />

Sniffer Dog (joke via email)

A man is sitting in an airplane which is about to take off when another man
with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats beside him.

The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically
at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline.

The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he's a sniffing dog, the best
there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work. "

The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man,
"Watch this. " He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search. "

Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a
few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's
arm.

He says, "Good boy. "

The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in
possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat number
for the police who will apprehend her on arrival.

"Fantastic! " replies the first man.

Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits
down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and places two
paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That man is carrying
cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number.

"I like it! " says the first man.

A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles Sniffer goes up and
down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone.

He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the
aisle and the seat.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a supposedly
well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What is going on with this stupid dog?"

The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb."